This morning, I had the following conversation with my two-year-old sister:
Me, stretching out my arms as wide as they can go: I love you this much!
Jewels: You aren’t wearing brown shoes.
Me: What has that got to do with it?!
Is there something important about the color of my shoes, that indicates the extent of my love? I’m not sure, especially since I wasn’t even wearing shoes at the time. Blue nail polish, on the other hand…