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Me: Hello, can I speak with your accounts payable department, please?

Customer: No.

Me: Um. Okay..?

Customer: We sold them to the gypsies.

Me: Really. Well. Is there a number with the gypsies that I can reach them at?

Customer: Well, you see, there’s a problem with getting good cell coverage when you’re roaming like gypsies do…

Me: *pause* So…can I leave a message with you for them to call me when they return from roaming in a few weeks or so?

Customer: Oh, the gypsy circuit is more like 18 months. 

Me: *facepalm* I guess I’ll call back later.

Customer: We mailed you a check last week.

Me: THANK-YOU! 

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